1 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:20,060 Yes, we will return to Norheim soon. Let's give a "hurray" for that. 2 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,820 �Long live! 3 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:28,400 We have become a very gang united and quite special. Correct? 4 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:38,780 You may have noticed that we went west this time, but Count Varg must not know it. 5 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,380 - If someone asks, they say to the East. - Sorry. 6 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:48,420 Lying? It's stressful get caught in a web of lies. 7 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:53,700 Yes, it's true... But do you know what "blood eagle" is? 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,380 "blood eagle" is when the Ribs are cut and bent... 9 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:05,620 like the wings of a bird, and then the lungs are removed. 10 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:11,740 Those who say we went west, They will get a "blood eagle". 11 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:17,260 - Can I tell my brother? - No, you can't tell your brother. 12 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:22,680 Can I tell my cousin? He is very reliable. 13 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,680 No, not your cousin either. Other questions? 14 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,920 Ships! 15 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,960 Ships! 16 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,840 They are coming! 17 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:28,020 Look at you! New costume? 18 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:33,320 - You're shaking. Is everything okay? - Yes. Everything is going according to plan. 19 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,700 But look here. Taxes. And gold coins... 20 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,620 He led the largest looting of the history of the village. 21 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,420 I made it clear that we needed metal to finish the installation. 22 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,420 Haven't you stolen any metal? 23 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:58,320 We have some silver cups and cutlery. 24 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,000 We couldn't get much metal. 25 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:11,500 This was our last raid and now we will become the cultural capital. 26 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,380 To achieve that... 27 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:20,020 I order that you put your swords, helmets, meshes and axes in the cart. 28 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:25,140 We live in the Viking Age. Armed conflict is part of life. 29 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:30,860 - What happens if someone attacks us? -Who will attack a town... 30 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:35,740 with the best theater in the country and that it also has an installation? 31 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,460 Come on, Arvid... Think. 32 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,380 Guns on the cart! All weapons! One by one! 33 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,080 Weapons will return as art. 34 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,380 - This is completely... - Now we talk. 35 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:58,980 You have more at home, but start with that. 36 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,200 - You can take them. You have to lift... - Should I take them? 37 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,340 I want to make the first toast. 38 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,980 �For the greatest looting in history,... 39 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:30,060 and for Rufus, who has done a phenomenal effort! Cheers! 40 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,040 Cheers! 41 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,460 Yes... 42 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,900 �Encouraged with the installation, the theater and everything else? 43 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,320 Yes, it will be a real boost. 44 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:19,140 It's crazy. No weapons. I had never been so insecure before. 45 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:24,820 You should be the boss. Orm is useless. 46 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,940 - Are you enjoying it? - Yes... Yes. 47 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:35,020 - What are you talking about? - Nothing special. Memories of the trip... 48 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,300 I thought I heard that they were talking about me. 49 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,900 - No, we're not talking about you. - And disarmament? 50 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:49,520 - We have delivered everything to the blacksmith. - Very good. Good job. 51 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,340 Yes, yes, yes... 52 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:18,920 Okay! The male perineum is a forbidden fruit, but it makes it exciting. 53 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:26,680 No, but... Aren't they Count Varg's men? 54 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,260 Welcome to my humble abode, what I call her 55 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,460 Don't just stand there. �Mead and meat for such nice people! 56 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,500 Here they are in a good mood. What is the reason for the party? 57 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:48,480 It doesn't become a party. It's more of a kind of meeting. 58 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:56,420 Now we celebrate the return home from the lands of the East... 59 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:00,900 with a very poor button, unfortunately. 60 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,460 - Do you have Count Varg's part ready? - Yes, yes. 61 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:10,280 - New slaves? - Yes. Yes. 62 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:17,640 - Is it okay if I take a look? - Yes. Yes, yes... 63 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,400 I just wanted to go first. 64 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:32,380 - A new type of slave in the East? - No. No. 65 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:39,020 Don't they have a more square face? And eyes closed? Crooked nose? 66 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:43,580 No, that was before. Now these are typical Eastern people. 67 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,460 Straight from the East. Yes. 68 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,940 They are very oriental. Almost Chinese people... 69 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,740 - They are not Chinese. - They are still studying that. 70 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,520 No. These are not from China. 71 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:22,460 We come from the West. They stole us from Britain... 72 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,620 by the sea, to the west. 73 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,740 This. Stolen from the East, he says. 74 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:35,460 Red hair and speak a language that I've never heard before. 75 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:41,980 No, there are many languages ​​today. And what do they mean? Slaves? 76 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,000 No... 77 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:21,280 Don't get bored with the slave. Drink mead and eat some meat. 78 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:29,700 There is not a single mead. There are many varieties... 79 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,280 Yes, I totally agree. 80 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,740 Complex. Powerful. With good taste. 81 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:47,180 Well balanced with a little touch of smoke... 82 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,760 in flavor and aroma. 83 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,100 Let's have fun now. And then we forget all suspicion... 84 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:02,020 about which side we went to loot. Cheers! 85 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,280 Cheers! 86 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:22,200 - Are you sober enough to ride? - Yes, I am. 87 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:36,120 Say hello to Count Varg and tell him I'm sorry may his part be small, but the East... 88 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,760 Take care! 89 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,940 I was about to forget something. 90 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:57,660 I will take one of your redheaded slaves. 91 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,040 They look polite. 92 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:18,240 We hope the Count doesn't find out. where it comes from 93 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:23,760 -How would I find out? -If someone understands the language... 94 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,820 - It won't happen, right? - I can't wait for that. 95 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,740 No. We must think positively. 96 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,460 Nine out of ten worries They are unfounded, don't they say that? 97 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:42,260 -Who says that? - Nine out of ten worries... 98 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:49,560 - Yes, but who says that? - I don't have a name. But there are many. 99 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,800 - I never heard it. - No, but that's how it is. 100 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,560 Please... 101 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:20,240 Please, Count Varg... 102 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:32,600 I don't know how to get to the West. I don't know. 103 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,140 It's okay. 104 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:05,240 This is what we think. The Norwegians have been on a journey. 105 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,360 This is all they gave us. 106 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:31,560 - Buttons? - Certainly only to give weight. 107 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:39,440 But we brought a very exotic slave. 108 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,080 Fine teeth. 109 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:57,520 His hair is red like fire. 110 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:05,380 He has stitches on his face. Picturesque. Carrot head. 111 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:13,120 Our Father who art in heaven, holy be your name... 112 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:20,420 - Do you understand what he says? - Yes. 113 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,100 Ask where it comes from. 114 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:28,040 - Where are you from? - England. 115 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:35,760 He is from England. From a country to the West. 116 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,080 Norheim will be razed. 117 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:56,100 By Thor, what a thrill. There's something about men wanting something. 118 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,220 They move me. 119 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,120 Let it pass. 120 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Dear subjects! The day has arrived. 121 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,820 We are not only going to inaugurate a facility... 122 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,440 but we will begin to a new era. 123 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,740 Cheering is allowed. 124 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:31,040 �I am as anxious as you, so here is the installation! 125 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,580 Is it like a big gun? 126 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,380 Weapons? No, this is art. 127 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:55,340 And art can be the strongest weapon. 128 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:59,760 - Okay, so it's a gun. - No. Not directly. 129 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:06,120 - How are we going to win battles? - With emotions. 130 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,140 - What do you think? - Shit! 131 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,260 That's good! It has stimulated some emotions. 132 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:20,740 Art must provoke, challenge, create debate and arouse disgust. 133 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,500 But we must not censor based on personal taste. 134 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,660 Yes? 135 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:32,860 I think that no one here understands the meaning of the installation. 136 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:39,240 The installation is a kind very important signal. 137 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,300 - And show... - Show cultural strength! 138 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,260 And it puts us on the map. And that... 139 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:57,420 The privilege of the artist is not Explain your art. 140 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,460 Tomorrow the tests will begin for the piece. 141 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:07,300 Who is going to participate? You must sleep well! 142 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,460 I demand that. Thank you. Well, well... 143 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,320 Orm... 144 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,700 Count Varg? Returned from Norheim. 145 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:36,700 It seems like they have totally lost focus. I didn't see any guards. 146 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:43,640 Perfect. What are we waiting for? It will be like stealing raisins from a child. 147 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,520 Fun... 148 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,960 Rotten at the roots. Rotten at the roots... 149 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,500 Arvid! 150 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,980 Are you still sleeping? By Thor, it is the most important day. 151 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:15,680 Look what Orm has sent. Suits for Today's rehearsal. This will be magical. 152 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:23,400 open it. Don't stand there like an idiot. 153 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,820 - What is this? - "What is this?" 154 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,420 As it is not an ax or a sword You have to ask what it is? 155 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,980 I saw what it is. But why do I have it? 156 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:44,580 You were hand-picked for a role! It is a great honor. 157 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,460 It's strange that they trust you. They see something that no one sees. 158 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,680 What the fuck. 159 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:14,640 Well, friends, we are finally starting rehearsals. 160 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:22,640 If we all work together, we will put to Norheim on the theater map. 161 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:32,560 It is clear that Chief Orm has received the main role: the prince's mother. 162 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,920 Arvid plays the sister of the prince, Othella. 163 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,100 And Kark plays her maid. 164 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,440 - Live for them, friends. - Long live... 165 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,220 Go ahead. 166 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,620 Oh, gentlemen of the West, What are they going to do with us? 167 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,960 We are just peasants lost in the castle. 168 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:12,360 - Forgive our lives, we are virgins. - Yes, we can swear that. 169 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,900 -Excuse our lives...? - No. 170 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,920 - No, the following. - Huh? 171 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:29,340 No need to sabotage ourselves, Arvid. Look at Orm. 172 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,460 He has never acted before, but he does it very well. 173 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:38,580 And Kark? Sensational. So good in gestures and expression. 174 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,100 Thank you. It's the first time that I have received praise. 175 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,900 If a retard like Kark can act, you can do it too. 176 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,780 Your lack scares me of intellectual capacity. 177 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,300 - And you're also ugly. - Huh? 178 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:02,040 I don't do it for evil, but it must be said The truth is if we are going to work together. 179 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,720 It's okay. So we take it back from the beginning. 180 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,580 Oh, gentlemen of the West, What are they going to do with us? 181 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,460 What are they doing? 182 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:28,760 Three beautiful women showing off. I'm feeling Sodom and Gomorrah vibes. 183 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,020 Don't let women distract us. We must find Orm. 184 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:40,660 Then we cut it into small pieces until it dies. 185 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,500 I have this little knife only for that purpose. 186 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,380 Don't stop... Arvid. 187 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:55,500 There are soldiers. You must defend yourself. Look at Orm. Defend yourself. You are afraid. 188 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,760 You are being attacked by... 189 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,900 They are attacking us! 190 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,360 There is no need to exaggerate either. 191 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:07,860 Odin, my creator, that is Count Varg. So powerful. 192 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,480 That's a real man. 193 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:25,160 Wow, he set me on fire. I'm wet. 194 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,960 Women for the living room and men in prison. 195 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:50,840 I hope you are happy now. Not even a weapon to defend ourselves. Good job. 196 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,180 This is not the time to cultivate disagreement. 197 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,280 You have to save me. It is very important to protect your boss. 198 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,280 Where is the miserable chief Orm? 199 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:20,400 The next step... rape! 200 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,760 But where to start? 201 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,960 Let's see. 202 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,980 Pretty and firm. By Thor. 203 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,420 It is not in vain that the women of Norheim They have such a great reputation. 204 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,540 Mercy! Mercy! 205 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,760 Help... Help me! Mercy! 206 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,280 Where is Orm? 207 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:45,060 Look. The old trick of pretending to whisper and then spit in his face. 208 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,320 It's amazing. 209 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:10,640 We have to get out of here before they kill us. 210 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:26,700 This is the plan: you distract the guard, and I go behind him and kill him. 211 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,820 Good plan. We could escape from behind, but you are a viking. 212 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:37,280 - From behind? - Yes, he goes directly to the forest. 213 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,640 - Behind. - It's okay. 214 00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:01,040 What about Orm? He really is screwed. 215 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:11,020 Does anyone else want to sacrifice something? by Orm? A finger, perhaps? 216 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,680 I don't sacrifice anything for that guy. 217 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,880 Orm is in the living room. Women's dress. 218 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,280 Come on, come on... 219 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,900 Yes, let's go! We must hurry. 220 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,100 But we must bring with us the map to the west. Is it in the chest? 221 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:55,200 I can get it... It is actually a very private chest. 222 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,980 It's not the map. Save it. 223 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,080 - What is this? - Don't look at it. Someone has left it there. 224 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,280 A tent stake. 225 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,320 Is it illegal to have stakes here? 226 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,920 Orm...! 227 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,940 - Here it is. - Put it in the bag. It's safer. 228 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,220 What is that sound you make? 229 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,260 Ormelyd. (snake) Because his name is Orm. 230 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,920 Come on. Quick! 231 00:29:03,076 --> 00:29:10,076 Translation: Alvaro * NORDIKEN.net *